The Blonde
Shannon Lee Miller
SHANNON LEE MILLER (The Blonde) is a Canadian who mysteriously ended up in the Deep South. She spent three years as a songwriter for Appalach Music in Nashville, Tennessee where she pursued superstardom and lonely cowboys. During that time, she also released a record through OnRamp/EMI Records in her home and native land. It received no Grammy nominations. In 2006, she earned an Honors B.A. in History and Celtic Studies from the University of Toronto. Obtaining a degree in Celtic Studies seemed like a lovely idea at the time, but she soon learned that a basic understanding of Scottish Gaelic is not all that important in the business world. She probably should have taken Mandarin. One day, she hopes to complete her master’s degree in History at Harvard or an equally hallowed institution of higher learning. Thus far, she has finished only one graduate course online, but she got a B plus which isn't bad. She currently resides in the dodgy end of nice neighborhood with her very patient husband, two mentally handicapped dogs, and cable television. She is a card-carrying member of the "Bacon of the Month Club" and keeps up with the Kardashians whenever time permits.
Posts from Shannon
April 12, 2012
Awkward Man of the Week: Dr. Gregory House
March 14, 2012
Awkward Man of the Week: Bruce Springsteen
March 5, 2012
Awkward Man of the Week: Banksy
February 27, 2012
Awkward Man of the Week: Don Draper
February 18, 2012
Awkward Man of the Week: Dr. Seuss
The Brunnette
Megan Leigh Byrd
MEGAN LEIGH BYRD (The Brunette) is a native Nashvillian who has an inspiring lack of musical talent. Unable to use a capo, but fancying the word, she decided to pursue a career in books. Currently she is the editor at a publishing house of the political and current event persuasion and spends most of her days spilling coffee on manuscripts and talking with congressmen. Her writing has appeared in magazines you frequently use as coasters. Megan earned her B.A. in English from an artsy school in Nashville in 2006. Her experiences have led her to write all over the world where she has enjoyed transportation via donkey, motorcycle, and slightly inebriated taxi driver. She has a penchant for travel and a problem saying no, which often leads to incidents one should never mention in public. She lives in Nashville on the wrong side of the street with a female boxer named Chuck and a yard filled with crabgrass. She has no picket fence, no bitterness, and no god-forsaken southern accent. Megan is currently accepting applications for a husband, which can filed at the department of They Told Me I’d Be Married By Now.